i fell in love with a dinosaur
& he left me for a giraffe


the beginnings of the water balloon attack on katie


the pool where regan would later sit in to distract the victem while i pelted her from the deck (see above)



sorry but there are no more pictures of the elaborate design of said water balloon attack because i was stung by a bee!




katie, soaking wet in my kitchen after the surprise attack in which she didn't fight back!


my cute new ohio is for lovers tshirt


alligator slide!


hello mister alligator, you sexy beast


that little girl tried to race me, but i won!!!


we went to the cool playground by the soccer field


"omg they have dinosaurs!!"


that's right, i shoved my fat ass in the plane


you break it, you buy it


regan didn't believe me when i told her it was hard to get in


whew! that's the most exercise she's had in a month!


dinosaurs are for lovers


regan is a bad pilot


mmmm... firemen...


i have no idea what i was trying to accomplish


the bars were REALLY slippery, i'm pretty amazed i didn't break anything


aww i got stuck in the kiddie slide


squeaky bridge


it's hard to get stuck when you're anorexic.


i'm flying jack, i'm really flying!


regan got stuck in the plane a second time


ohhhhh pretteh

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